[translation] Ohno's Junior Sound Story - Walk in the Park

Standard disclaimers regarding my trans apply.  Subbing dibs go to bittermelon!buddy techni_teddy
Raw videos can be found here and here

MC: It's Junior Sound Story, this time featuring Ohno-kun!
Everyone: Yay!  (... why is there only one uchiwa for Ohno?!)
MC: What kind of role is it?
Ohno: I'm a stalker.
Everyone: EH?!
MC: Did you just say stalker?
Other guy: You're a stalker?
Ohno: I am.

VTR: Junior Sound Story
Ohno: Everyday, you come without fail.  I can only watch you from afar.  Why is it that you look so happy even by yourself?  That day, something happened.  On that time, even though your boyfriend was with you, I knew you weren't happy.
Dude: Shut it already!
Girl: Don't be so selfish!
Dude: We're dating, so deal with it!  I won't be seeing you anymore!
Ohno: Ah, here.
Girl: I don't need it anymore.
Ohno: But, you should treasure your memories.
Girl: What? 
Ohno: But you were happy.
Girl: It's over already.  Satoshi-kun, you're gentle, huh?
Ohno: That's not really true.
Girl: Maybe I'll be happy meeting you.
Ohno: What?

MC: That's so cool of you!
Takki: Cool, right!
MC: I didn't think you could make that face, Ohno-kun.
Guy in dark jacket: But this kind of change is a bit gross, right?
Someone: I'm jealous.
Guy: Since it's a trendy drama on Fuji TV, it got dragged out to ten weeks!